Three men,
an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before
the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with
three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian
was first:
"I
wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think
to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The Spanish
was next:
"I
wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the
evening I watch the pink panther on TV."
Last was the French:
"I
wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink
up the phone and I say "Yellow ?...
